First day of school in an American school, the teacher shows the class a new companion came to USA a few days : Sakir Suzuki (son of a senior executive of Sony).
Start the lesson and the teacher tells the class:
"Now we take a knowledge test.
Let's see if you're familiar American history.
Who said "Give me liberty or give me death"?
The class is silent, but Suzuki raises his hand.
"Really You know, Suzuki? Then you tell your friends! "
"It was Patrick Henry in 1775 in Philadelphia!"
"Very good, bravo Suzuki!"
"And who said the government is the people, the people must not disappear into thin air?
Again standing Suzuki:" Abraham Lincoln in 1863 in Washington "
The teacher then turns to the astonished class
" Boys, be ashamed, Suzuki is Japanese, has just arrived in our country and know more about our history of you that you were born! "
You hear a low whisper:" Fuck sti Japanese bastards! "
"Who said that?" the teacher asks annoyed.
Suzuki raises his hand and, without waiting, he replied:
"General Mac Arthur in 1942 at the Panama Canal
and Lee Iacocca in 1982 at the Council meeting of Directors of General Motors in Detroit. "
The class fell silent, but you hear a voice from the back saying:" It makes me sick! "
" I want to know Who was to say this! "he shouts to the teacher.
Suzuki answers on the fly:" George Bush Senior speaking to Japanese Prime Minister Tanaka during the dinner in his honor at the Imperial residence in Tokyo in 1991 .
One of the guys then gets up and says Scazzi "dick"
"Enough! Who was to say that?" cries the enraged teacher.
Suzuki impeterrito responds: "Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in 1997, in Washington, in the Oval Office of the White House."
Another guy gets up and yells, "Suzuki's cock!"
"Valentino Rossi Ryo turned to the South African Grand Prix in February 2005."
The class bursts into screams of hysteria, The teacher faints.
It opens the door and enters the headmaster: "Shit, I've never seen such a mess!"
"Silvio Berlusconi, in July 2008, at his villa Certosa on Sardinia !!!!"
"Receipt for e-mail from Diabolik"
Bunga Bunga
The first time I tried the meaning of Bunga-Bunga in the web I found the "Urban Dictionary" that contained only the following definition:
"savagely brutal anal gang-rape. Fabled punishment for trespassing on the tribal land of a fictitious African tribe. "
and was written in 2004 ...
BUNG BUNG good at all!
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